Sleep like the undead!

Sometimes you need to tell the world to take a hike and grab some zzzzzzzzzzz's, but common sleep masks make you look like an effete snob. Who wants to awaken to the quizzical face of a child prying up the corner of your sandalwood-scented silk paisley mask?

Put an end to such intrusions with the GAMA-GO Dead Tired Sleep Mask.

This mask is made from a silky-soft satin fabric and features a sturdy one-size-fits-most elastic band. The silk screened X-ed out eyes will keep the world's intrusions at a rigor mortis-stiffened arm's length.